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Beard Oil Our Signature Carrier Oil Blend Every great beard starts with what you put into it — and our signature carrier blend is built to perform. We combine lightweight, nutrient-rich oils that soak in fast, condition deep, and never leave you greasy. Each ingredient is chosen for a reason: to soften coarse beard hair, fight beard itch, keep your skin healthy, and promote stronger growth. The result? A beard that feels as good as it looks — softer, fuller, and easier to manage every day. Contains: Meadowfoam Oil, Squalane Oil, Apricot Kernal Oil, Marula Oil, Prickly Pear Oil, Castor Oil, Evening Primrose Oil, Vitamin E, Essential Oils, and Fragrance Oils.

Beard Butter A rich, whipped blend of premium butters and oils that deeply conditions and nourishes your beard while locking in moisture. Perfect for softening coarse hair, fighting dryness, and adding a light natural hold without feeling heavy. Contains: Shea Butter, Kokum Butter, Meadowfoam Oil, Squalane Oil, Apricot Kernal Oil, Marula Oil, Prickly Pear Oil, Castor Oil, Evening Primrose Oil, Essential Oils, and Fragrance Oils.

Body Cream Thick, hydrating cream that absorbs fast and leaves your skin feeling smooth, not sticky. Packed with skin-loving butters and oils, our body cream repairs rough hands, elbows, and anywhere else that needs serious moisture. Contains: Shea Butter, Cold Pressed Aloe Vera, Carrier Oils, Emulsifying Wax, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Germall Plus, (Preservative), Essential Oils, and Fragrance Oils.

Liquid Gold Beard Butter  Unleash the treasure your beard deserves. Liquid Gold Beard Butter by Bones Beard & Body is a luxurious, nutrient-rich formula designed to deeply hydrate, soften, and tame your beard—all while delivering a smooth, non-greasy finish. Perfect for daily use, this golden blend melts effortlessly into your hands and absorbs quickly into your beard and skin.

Why it's Liquid Gold: 

• Lightweight yet deeply conditioning 
• Packed with premium carrier oils for healthy growth 
• Tames flyaways and reduces itch & dryness 
• Gives your beard a natural, healthy-looking sheen 
• Signature masculine scent that leaves a lasting impression

Crafted in small batches with high-performance ingredients and a touch of rugged class, Liquid Gold Beard Butter is more than grooming—it’s a daily ritual.

Use it daily for a softer, more manageable beard that smells as good as it looks. Contains: Shea Butter, Kokum Butter, Shea Olein, Castor Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Marula Oil, Squalane Oil, Prickly Pear Oil, Vitamin E, Essential Oils, and Fragrance Oils.

Ostrich Blend Beard Oil For the beards that demand the best, we created our Ostrich Oil Elite Blend. Ostrich oil is a powerhouse — rich in Omega 3, 6, and 9 fatty acids, it penetrates deeper than most plant-based oils, delivering unmatched hydration and repair to both hair and skin. We blend this premium oil with our nutrient-packed carrier mix to create a formula that absorbs quickly, banishes dryness, and keeps your beard soft for hours. It’s the ultimate upgrade — especially for coarse, damaged, or hard-to-manage beards. Contains: Ostrich Oil, Meadowfoam Oil, Squalane Oil, Apricot Kernal Oil, Marula Oil, Prickly Pear Oil, Castor Oil, Evening Primrose Oil, Vitamin E, Essential Oils, and Fragrance Oils.

Parfum Hand-blended, long-lasting fragrances that stand out without overpowering. Each scent is layered for depth — a mix of bold, fresh, and masculine notes designed to keep you smelling great from sunrise to last call. Contains: Denatured Perfumers, Grade Alcohol, Fragrance.